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'Harold named her after those good folks down at the Home Equity Lending Plan.'

Faster, Georges, faster!

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

Watching Sea Life.

"Ticket and passport, please."

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Shark food pyramid.

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"They migrate here each summer."

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

'I told you we should have unionized.'

'Fishing is Ben's life.'

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

'Here's the junk mail.'

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

Becalmed yachts

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

Two crocodiles are eyeing off two boats full Italian and Chinese tourist - 'It's your choice for lunch Larry, Italian or Chinese?'

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

"Isn't it obvious how he got the job? He 'suctioned' up."

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"