Nautical Adventure Admirer Mugs

"Dang. If I'd known help was coming I wouldn't have eaten Ted."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Faster, Georges, faster!

'Cannonball!'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

The one that got away

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Sailor in Car.

Boat wedding.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Artifishial Intelligence

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Captain steering house through flood.

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman

"It makes me want to pee."

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Shall I let them breathe."

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'