Sea Adventure Admirer Gifts

Man skiing on water into a big fished mouth.

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The one that got away

Artifishial Intelligence

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Fish snorkling above water.

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Easter Island Shades...

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Getting the hang of it?"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Heads or tails?"

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Guide to Carpentry Fish

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"It makes me want to pee."

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

How Swordfish Are Born

Titanic: How's my steering.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'