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Arriving At An Inn

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Beach Barbecue

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"Whine and cheezed party."

'...I said we've been marooned.'

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

Going to Sea.

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

Anton's Bar and Grill

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

No boyfriend, can't be bothered t-shirt

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

A dog on an island with a man wants to take a walk.

Becalmed yachts

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

Lady on left - 'He's a man after my own heart' Lady on right - 'A cardiologist?'

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

'What a relaxing vacation. I've even lost track of the news cycles!'

"I can't wait till after the election when everything will be perfect."

"You need a hobby."

Monk & Mandi: "Mom, this top is too tight!"