Sea Breeze Sipper Pillows

Arriving At An Inn

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Beach Barbecue

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"Whine and cheezed party."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

Going to Sea.

I'm not evolving - I just thought I should lower my salt intake.

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

No boyfriend, can't be bothered t-shirt

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

Anton's Bar and Grill

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

A dog on an island with a man wants to take a walk.

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

Becalmed yachts

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

Lady on left - 'He's a man after my own heart' Lady on right - 'A cardiologist?'

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

Monk & Mandi: "Mom, this top is too tight!"

"I can't wait till after the election when everything will be perfect."

'What a relaxing vacation. I've even lost track of the news cycles!'

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'