Sea View Admirer Pillows

'Yes,that's right-just a stone's throw from the beach...'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Holiday time.

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

The one that got away

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Artifishial Intelligence

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"It makes me want to pee."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

How Swordfish Are Born

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out