Sweater Critic Mugs

Romance

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Christmas sweater alternatives

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'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

"It was a crime of fashion."

Academia in Winter

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

"I think your tailor has seriously miscalculated your rise, Herbert."

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

"We can only distract the shareholders with our ugly Christmas sweaters for so long."

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

"Everyone's always calling my sweaters ugly."

Prices include consultation with fashion therapist.

'You won't come out with me in MY outfit when I stay in with you in THAT outfit?'

Style Consultant

"Well, I think they fit perfectly."

High in the Peruvian Andes, the alpaca sweater is born.

'Don't be silly, I like my sweaters a little big.'

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

Reindeer Sweater

"Do you have any camouflage pants? I want to hide my hips."

"My tailor just won't accept that I've grown as a person."

"...Now will you believe me! It's too...big!"

"Inspected by #16."

'The fad is to wear hospital staff uniforms - not patient gowns!'