Knitting Critic Mugs

"Oh yes, Mother. Jason really loves the sweater you've knitted him for Christmas."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Horse statue throws off rider.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

"I'm passing on Halloween parties this year. You just know everyone's going to show up as Martha Stewart."

Stitch one, pearl one...

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

"I think your tailor has seriously miscalculated your rise, Herbert."

"And remember the rule: when the carpet is old, that's when we hold, when the carpet is new, that's when we spew!"

"You keep him busy while I go for help."