Knitting Critic T-Shirts

"Oh yes, Mother. Jason really loves the sweater you've knitted him for Christmas."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Horse statue throws off rider.

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

'There's an imposter among us!'

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

'Happy now?'

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats

"Do these puffy pants make me look less tyrannical?"

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Knowing that Roger loathed the new cat, Janelle tried to win him over by knitting him a pair of boxers made out of fur balls.

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

"I think your tailor has seriously miscalculated your rise, Herbert."

"And remember the rule: when the carpet is old, that's when we hold, when the carpet is new, that's when we spew!"

"I'm passing on Halloween parties this year. You just know everyone's going to show up as Martha Stewart."

Stitch one, pearl one...