Sweater Weather Lover Pillows

Keeping Warm

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Romance

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"Bless You."

Rude Snowpeople

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Rent a Room With Hot Water

Christmas sweater alternatives

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

"We have every visible wavelength in stock. What color would you like to filter out?"

"It was a crime of fashion."

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

I Love Winter!

New for Fall

Seemed like winter would never end.

Walking in a winter wonderland

"Oh boy, the forecast is "Freezing" today, and then "Deep Freeze" for the next two days..."

"Never lose your cool."

"What are you complaining about? You've been looking for an excuse to go off your diet."

High in the Peruvian Andes, the alpaca sweater is born.

"These thermal boots which the scientist left behind are great. Finally my feet are warm."

Yesterday of Minnesota.

'Well this is awkward.'

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

'Don't be silly, I like my sweaters a little big.'

'Instead of migrating this year, we'd like to spend time in your hot tub.'