Sweaters Pillows

'Well this is awkward.'

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"It was a sweater when I began."

"It was a crime of fashion."

Romance

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Christmas sweater alternatives

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

"We have every visible wavelength in stock. What color would you like to filter out?"

Cat walking dog.

Keeping Warm

High in the Peruvian Andes, the alpaca sweater is born.

"What are you complaining about? You've been looking for an excuse to go off your diet."

'Don't be silly, I like my sweaters a little big.'

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

Reindeer Sweater

"Nothing like that first sweater of the season, 'ay Nance?"

"Yes, as a matter of fact, I do have a cat. Why do you ask?"

"That'll be twenty even—ten for the wine and a ten-dollar tax on the hapless sweater."

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

How's the sweater coming along?

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"My issue as a Sphynx-Cat is that I'm always cold..."

On trend Christmas jumpers

"He won't wear the sweater I crocheted for him."

Turtleneck Alternatives

"It's finally 'sweater on, then off, then on again' season."