Sweaters Mugs

'Well this is awkward.'

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"It was a sweater when I began."

"It was a crime of fashion."

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Romance

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Christmas sweater alternatives

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

Cat walking dog.

"We have every visible wavelength in stock. What color would you like to filter out?"

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

My tail's cold.

Keeping Warm

"What are you complaining about? You've been looking for an excuse to go off your diet."

High in the Peruvian Andes, the alpaca sweater is born.

'Don't be silly, I like my sweaters a little big.'

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

Reindeer Sweater

You may enter but the Christmas sweater has to go!

"Leo and I know how much you like your Christmas sweater, so we thought we'd make you one ourselves this year."

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

"Yes, as a matter of fact, I do have a cat. Why do you ask?"

Turtleneck Alternatives

"Nothing like that first sweater of the season, 'ay Nance?"

On trend Christmas jumpers

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Christmas Ugly Sweater Contest