Ugly Sweater Lovers Pillows

"Ever since COVID, I have no taste."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Romance

"Shouldn't have, you really."

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Christmas sweater alternatives

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

Rock on Grandma!

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

"It was a crime of fashion."

"We have every visible wavelength in stock. What color would you like to filter out?"

"Next Christmas, I drive the cattle, you go see Mom."

My tail's cold.

"We can only distract the shareholders with our ugly Christmas sweaters for so long."

"Everyone's always calling my sweaters ugly."

Keeping Warm

"Cool shirt."

High in the Peruvian Andes, the alpaca sweater is born.

"What are you complaining about? You've been looking for an excuse to go off your diet."

'Don't be silly, I like my sweaters a little big.'

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

Reindeer Sweater

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

You may enter but the Christmas sweater has to go!

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

They're bred specifically for the holiday season.

Despite what his friends said about 'ugly Christmas sweaters', Chester couldn't wait to have his holiday pet photo taken...'

"Yes, as a matter of fact, I do have a cat. Why do you ask?"

"That'll be twenty even—ten for the wine and a ten-dollar tax on the hapless sweater."

"Leo and I know how much you like your Christmas sweater, so we thought we'd make you one ourselves this year."