Gloom Gatherer Mugs

"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?"

Dog fetching clown shoes.

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

Barbecue

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

Grocery Shopping

Not waiting for someday to look back on this and have a good laugh.

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

"Y'know, sooner or later we're going to have to let her go out unaccompanied."

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

"...I have the oddest 'earliest memory' and I wanted to share it. It's just as wekkm I guess. Knowing some man secretly attended my first birthday party has caused me to question my parentage all these years....Especially since Mother Park made me promise not to tell Father that the potted plant was acually J. Edgar Hoover."

"Facts are good, but we need all the rumors, gossip, and speculation to fully understand the situation."

"I had half a date last weekend."

'We have lost the video and voice audio, but will continue with the laugh track.'

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

The Depressing Economic Crisis

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

'As a career goal, I'd like to work in government, get the goods on someone, and write a tell-all book.'

Children play with insects in power outages

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'

"I love my job. It's people laughing at me I can't handle."

Magazine Lover's Weekly magazine

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

'Wine and. . . fresh news. . .'

"I'm just going to te hairdressers. They've got some new gossip in."