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Pessimism Quiz.

The Depressing Economic Crisis

"Oh no! - Here comes ol' Mr. Doom an' Gloom. . ."

Diamond outfits

Ladies

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

Roses

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

"Me, my dream would be to attend the Cheery Blossom Festival in Japan..."

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

Grim Reaper leaning on scared trader.

Shirley MacLaine caricature

"Boy I love this garden, there are flowers everywhere: Not only is the lady a keen gardener, but she is retired now..."

Keen gardener.

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

Stop and Smell the Roses

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'What did I learn in school today? You can't chew gum in class even if you brought a pack for the teacher.'

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

'I must warn you, I'm an army boxer.'

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

"Edward lived fast, died young, and left a very pretty corpse."

'I knew we should have brought your marigolds,dear!'