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Pessimism Quiz.

The Depressing Economic Crisis

"Oh no! - Here comes ol' Mr. Doom an' Gloom. . ."

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

Diamond outfits

Ladies

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

Roses

Elton John

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"Me, my dream would be to attend the Cheery Blossom Festival in Japan..."

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

Grim Reaper leaning on scared trader.

Keen gardener.

"Boy I love this garden, there are flowers everywhere: Not only is the lady a keen gardener, but she is retired now..."

Shirley MacLaine caricature

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

Monica Bellucci

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'What did I learn in school today? You can't chew gum in class even if you brought a pack for the teacher.'

Stop and Smell the Roses

Liu Wen

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

Liz Hurley

Bar Refaeli

He's given up being an internation man of mystery and global sex symbol as part of his new years resolutions.

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

Joan Collins

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

'I must warn you, I'm an army boxer.'

Joan Crawford junior