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'She's stopped talking to me....She just yells that I have to grow...'

So Close..

Rose Garden

Gardening#2

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

Roses

"I've seen a tulip before."

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

"Me, my dream would be to attend the Cheery Blossom Festival in Japan..."

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

'Oh yes I talk to them all the time. Except the aspidistra. Not since the argument.'

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

The Depressing Economic Crisis

"I have my green thumb, thanks to my black 'n' blue knees!"

Keen gardener.

"Have you got any man eating plants?"

"Boy I love this garden, there are flowers everywhere: Not only is the lady a keen gardener, but she is retired now..."

Bargeman on a canal boat.

"You spoil that plant!"

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

Stop and Smell the Roses

"It's time to bring in the wax begonias and your mother."

Planting bulbs - planting light bulbs.

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

'Those artificial flowers look so lifelike it's unusual.'

Give Chlorophyll.

'It's definitely grown hyacinth we last looked at it!'

Caddy's flowers

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