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'She's stopped talking to me....She just yells that I have to grow...'

So Close..

Rose Garden

Gardening#2

"I've seen a tulip before."

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

Roses

Florist. A vase for everything and everything in its vase.

"What are you in for?"

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

"Me, my dream would be to attend the Cheery Blossom Festival in Japan..."

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

'Oh yes I talk to them all the time. Except the aspidistra. Not since the argument.'

The Depressing Economic Crisis

"Have you got any man eating plants?"

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

Keen gardener.

"Boy I love this garden, there are flowers everywhere: Not only is the lady a keen gardener, but she is retired now..."

"I have my green thumb, thanks to my black 'n' blue knees!"

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

"You spoil that plant!"

"It's time to bring in the wax begonias and your mother."

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

Bargeman on a canal boat.

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

Stop and Smell the Roses

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

Planting bulbs - planting light bulbs.

Caddy's flowers

Give Chlorophyll.

Thanks for helping, Twig! Tree's Tree Nursery. It's winter. I didn't think you'd be so busy. Christmas greens, bulb forcing and holiday plants keep me in business. Thankfully, gardens go dormant

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