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'I was fired from my last job for making too many bloomers. And I've just been fired from this one for not making enough!'

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

Rose Garden

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

Gardening#2

"I've seen a tulip before."

Roses

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

"Me, my dream would be to attend the Cheery Blossom Festival in Japan..."

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

'Oh yes I talk to them all the time. Except the aspidistra. Not since the argument.'

"I have my green thumb, thanks to my black 'n' blue knees!"

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

Keen gardener.

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

"Boy I love this garden, there are flowers everywhere: Not only is the lady a keen gardener, but she is retired now..."

"Have you got any man eating plants?"

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

"You spoil that plant!"

"It's time to bring in the wax begonias and your mother."

'Of course you're a failure! Look at you - seventy-two and you've never had a mid-life crisis!'

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

Stop and Smell the Roses

Planting bulbs - planting light bulbs.

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

Give Chlorophyll.

'Those artificial flowers look so lifelike it's unusual.'

'Maybe I'm not a failure — maybe I'm just a late bloomer!'

'It's definitely grown hyacinth we last looked at it!'

Meeting Melanie's parents suddenly turns awkward.