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'I was fired from my last job for making too many bloomers. And I've just been fired from this one for not making enough!'

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

Rose Garden

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

Gardening#2

"I've seen a tulip before."

Roses

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"What are you in for?"

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

"Me, my dream would be to attend the Cheery Blossom Festival in Japan..."

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

'Oh yes I talk to them all the time. Except the aspidistra. Not since the argument.'

"Have you got any man eating plants?"

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

Keen gardener.

"Boy I love this garden, there are flowers everywhere: Not only is the lady a keen gardener, but she is retired now..."

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

"I have my green thumb, thanks to my black 'n' blue knees!"

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

"You spoil that plant!"

'Of course you're a failure! Look at you - seventy-two and you've never had a mid-life crisis!'

Stop and Smell the Roses

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

"It's time to bring in the wax begonias and your mother."

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

Planting bulbs - planting light bulbs.

'Maybe I'm not a failure — maybe I'm just a late bloomer!'

Thanks for helping, Twig! Tree's Tree Nursery. It's winter. I didn't think you'd be so busy. Christmas greens, bulb forcing and holiday plants keep me in business. Thankfully, gardens go dormant

Give Chlorophyll.

'It's definitely grown hyacinth we last looked at it!'

'Those artificial flowers look so lifelike it's unusual.'