Gloom Chaser Mugs

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

The Salesman

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Mohamed Salah

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

Letter writing lady.

Covid Music

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

Men can show their emotions!

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

Prosecco

"We have a goal wrapped in a plan, and served on a bed of success."

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

Windmill

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

Tango

Bucket List

"Cool! Now catch it on your tongue!"

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

The Depressing Economic Crisis

Success

Professional football.

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

Happiness

Birth of Darth Vader

Golfers lost on the road

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

Man chasing carrot.

'Is it me or do these new led street lights wash out the reds and yellows?'

Puffer fish balloon vendor