Glory Chaser Mugs

And the trophy goes to Frank and only Frank

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"Tallyho!"

The Salesman

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Open House of Horrors

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

Men can show their emotions!

Strive to win!

Happy Champion

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

"We have a goal wrapped in a plan, and served on a bed of success."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"We've got a problem."

Walking the Plank.

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'Oh, no! A crime wave!'

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.