Glory Chaser Mugs

And the trophy goes to Frank and only Frank

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

"Tallyho!"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

The Salesman

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Mohamed Salah

Open House of Horrors

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

Strive to win!

Men can show their emotions!

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

Happy Champion

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"We've got a problem."

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

Walking the Plank.

"We have a goal wrapped in a plan, and served on a bed of success."

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."