Gaggle Gatherer Pillows

'Hey, Dude - I'm getting the gaggle back together!'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Dog fetching clown shoes.

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

Giggle.

Not waiting for someday to look back on this and have a good laugh.

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

Comedy School: 'Please knocky nicky nooo!'

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

"Are you trying to show contempt for this court."

"Y'know, sooner or later we're going to have to let her go out unaccompanied."

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

The magic of April Fools' morning.

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

"Sure I can't pop that in a bag for you, sir?"

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

'We have lost the video and voice audio, but will continue with the laugh track.'

Tee-Hee-Bay - XXXL shoes.

"You must see someone about your problem."

We're having a dinner party.

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

'It's called the iBarrow. It's a wheelbarrow to carry all your chargers around.'

"I love my job. It's people laughing at me I can't handle."

The Emporer's Clothes Boutique

'Do you look in the mirror after you wash?'

"Being God just doesn't pay as much as you'd think it would."

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

"Live life with enthusiasm. Be attentive and eager to please! Sleep only at night! ...and never scratch the furniture!"