Giggle Gardener Pillows

'Damn! The ponds infested with whales.'

The Busy Gardener

Zombie standup

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

"Garden variety allergies."

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy."

Beginning Yarder.

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

Yard Sale

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

Children's Entertainer

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

Garden of Eden and scrumping

'...and this is the water garden...'