Baby Giggle Guru Pillows

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

A baby playing on a grand piano

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

A mum trying to dry an excited child

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

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"More helium."

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

'Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, feel sorry for the people who have to work with you.'

Acupuncture clinic

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

'Here Coco. It's another prescription for laughter to be filled.'

"I'd hate to see the flea big enough to wear those!"

"I giggle when I laugh." "I pee when I sneeze."

'I can't pronounce either his name or the out-sourced country where he works.'

Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement.

'The Doctor will see you now. Here's your medical jargon dictionary.'

'Nothing to worry about, Mr. Jenkins, some people do have a mild reaction to the flu shot!'

Tragedy and Material

'Any history of extinction in your family?'

At the baby oil factory.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

"Is there anything I should avoid after childbirth?"

'Dang, we lost another one...maybe this whole laughter thing is a crock.'

'And I thought to myself: I spend my life laughing, why not try to make others laugh...'

He who laughs, lasts.

'This is a tongue depressor for patients who won't stop talking.'