Baby Garment Giggler Mugs

This way up Babygro.

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

A baby playing on a grand piano

Batman's Baby

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

A mum trying to dry an excited child

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

'Your wife has had triplets. I suggest you go home and get some of the sleep you won't get in the next several years.'

"I've found the lawnmower!"

"It's a smart toaster. If you can't figure it out, press the 'Dumb It Down' button."

At the baby oil factory.

Of course, then there was Lester, the brown-nosed reindeer.

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

Tred carefully mill.

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

"The fact is Santa, if that's your real name. You were caught inside the house, with a sack full of valuables."

Clown 'Laugh Top' Computer.

'Your kinect is broken.'

No Yule Turn.

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

'I guess I get a good deal. I give him the milk and he burps it over dad's shoulder.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

'How's the spleen?' 'The spleen? Where is it?' 'I never studied the spleen.' 'I was left back in my spleen class.' 'I failed spleen.' 'I thought we didn't have to know the spleen.'

Trail Mix. Good for six months or 600 miles, whichever comes first.

"Glimmo" Washing Powder - Economy Size!

"Let's try a slower speed."

People who love the supine position tend to lie down on the job.

Potty trainers hotline

"I was told I needed to clean out my computer, so that's what I did. Maybe I used the wrong detergent in the washer, because it won't work now."

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

"Guess what face I'm making now."

Shopping for bandages...