Bear Giggles Pillows

A real turkey lunch.

A baby playing on a grand piano

A mum trying to dry an excited child

'Hey, I just mopped the yard.'

Can't read 'SLOW'.

At the baby oil factory.

'Bearnaise sauce again,' he cried. 'I can't bear the thought of it!'

'Sorry, what was that?'

"I heard this dumpster got a bad review, but we'll try it out anyhow."

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

"He was a whistle blower but I was the only one who could hear it."

'I guess I get a good deal. I give him the milk and he burps it over dad's shoulder.'

'Good Now stuff that round thing in the hoop,,,, That's basketball,'

"I keep getting into a flap."

'... blast off!... Uh-oh. Houston, we have a problem.'

'Time's up, chuckles.'

"You created fire, and this is how you use it?"

'Now what?'

'I revel in competition. I have two charities, right now, vying for my $50 donation.'

"How can you look into those eyes and make her sleep outside?"

'Back so soon?'

Man Blowing Trumpet into Drum

'You Know Who got into my closet.'

'It's disgusting! He just sits and licks his balls all day.'

'Psst. I got a powerful feeling Jimbo has a full house.'

Symbol on dogs restroom is a fire hydrant.

'I'll be your best friend, but nothing kinky.'

'I'm not pulling. He is.'

'How's the diet coming?'

"Wow, you're right. That is a serious flea infestation!"

"Is it true, cows have four stomachs?"

The old geezer was feeling a bit de-flated!