Cat Owner Chuckler Gifts

"We won't achieve true power unless can we suppress the cat vote."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"And where have you previously moused?"

Cat and dog at a will reading.

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

Cat medal presentations take a long time

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

"We should start wearing masks."

Litter Tray Stonehenge

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

String Theory for Beginners.

Puss in Heels

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

Cat on guitar

Cat commuting to the living room to knock things down.

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'

'The butler did it.'

Cat to owner: 'Define 'affection'.'

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

'Well, so much for that theory!'

"Good news—it's not colon cancer, it's tinsel."

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

Dogs looking at cat sleeping. - "What a waste of lifes."

'Yeah, I don't know why they bought that new one, we haven't finished with this one yet...'

"My owner found a mouse in one of his beers and, instead of being grateful, the stupid fool sued the brewery!"

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

'He's allergic to talc! You'll have to give up the baby!'

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'