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"We won't achieve true power unless can we suppress the cat vote."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"And where have you previously moused?"

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

Cat medal presentations take a long time

"We should start wearing masks."

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

Puss in Heels

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

String Theory for Beginners.

Cat to owner: 'Define 'affection'.'

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

Cat on guitar

Cat commuting to the living room to knock things down.

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'

'The butler did it.'

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

"Good news—it's not colon cancer, it's tinsel."

Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa

"Hey, don't complain. They declawed me!"

Cat Delivery

"My owner found a mouse in one of his beers and, instead of being grateful, the stupid fool sued the brewery!"

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

'Yeah, I don't know why they bought that new one, we haven't finished with this one yet...'

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

Dogs looking at cat sleeping. - "What a waste of lifes."