Cat Owner Humor T-Shirts

'The butler did it.'

'Darn, the cat is in the house, you can't go out to play: Go back to playing on your tablet...'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"And where have you previously moused?"

Cat and dog at a will reading.

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

"Projectile hairballing."

Cat medal presentations take a long time

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

"We should start wearing masks."

Cat laughs at 'Ameowsing Cat Jokes.'

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

Cat at Surprise Party.

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

Puss in Heels

String Theory for Beginners.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

Cat commuting to the living room to knock things down.

Cat to owner: 'Define 'affection'.'

Cat on guitar

The Curiosity Mars rover is seen killing a cat: 'Mission accomplished.'

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."