Cat Owner Humor Pillows

'The butler did it.'

'Darn, the cat is in the house, you can't go out to play: Go back to playing on your tablet...'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"And where have you previously moused?"

Cat and dog at a will reading.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

I know, it's so hard not to laugh every time that kid crawls by wearing just a poop bag.

"Projectile hairballing."

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

Cat medal presentations take a long time

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

"We should start wearing masks."

Cat laughs at 'Ameowsing Cat Jokes.'

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

Litter Tray Stonehenge

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

Cat at Surprise Party.

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

Puss in Heels

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

String Theory for Beginners.

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

'I hate surprises!'

Cat to owner: 'Define 'affection'.'

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

Cat commuting to the living room to knock things down.

The Curiosity Mars rover is seen killing a cat: 'Mission accomplished.'