Cat Owner In-joke Pillows

'Yeah, I think we might need to call a plumber. It's overflowing again.'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Biofelineism

"And where have you previously moused?"

Cat and dog at a will reading.

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

Cat medal presentations take a long time

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

"We should start wearing masks."

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

String Theory for Beginners.

Puss in Heels

'Could we go in ahead of you? His tranquilizer is wearing off.'

'The butler did it.'

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

Cat to owner: 'Define 'affection'.'

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

Cat on guitar

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'

Cat commuting to the living room to knock things down.

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

The Curiosity Mars rover is seen killing a cat: 'Mission accomplished.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

"Good news—it's not colon cancer, it's tinsel."