Cat Owner With A Quirky Sense Of Humor Pillows

101 uses of a dead cat: TV aerial.

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Schrodinger's Black Box

Schrödinger and his cat

"Projectile hairballing."

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

Cat laughs at 'Ameowsing Cat Jokes.'

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

'The butler did it.'

'I want to talk about your efforts to increase sales, Robert.'

"Each of my previous books had nine editions."

"Relax, it's cat fishing lure. I'm hoping to catch a dogfish."

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

'God! This tastes like cats...'

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

"Here he comes! Don't move."

"He would rather die than salivate!"

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

Curiosity discovers life on Mars

'How's your new fish?'

Bad Dog

"You'd think having nine lives, we'd be better at retirement planning."

Man and his dog both reading Mockingbird books.

101 uses of a dead cat: desk spike

101 uses of a dead cat: chopping board.

"Tonight I'm going to bury this sucker so far underground he'll never find it."

'Better get used to it. I was just appointed to nine life terms to the bench.'