Cat Lover With A Twisted Sense Of Humor Pillows

'I want to talk about your efforts to increase sales, Robert.'

101 uses of a dead cat: toothbrush.

101 uses of a dead cat: seed dibber.

101 uses of a dead cat: bonfire

Biofelineism

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Schrodinger's Black Box

Schrödinger and his cat

"Projectile hairballing."

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

Cat laughs at 'Ameowsing Cat Jokes.'

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

Cat Lover's Leap.

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

"Each of my previous books had nine editions."

"Relax, it's cat fishing lure. I'm hoping to catch a dogfish."

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

Curiosity discovers life on Mars

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

"He would rather die than salivate!"

'God! This tastes like cats...'

"Space is not for pussies!"

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

'How's your new fish?'

101 uses of a dead cat: chopping board.

101 uses of a dead cat: desk spike

Man and his dog both reading Mockingbird books.

"You'd think having nine lives, we'd be better at retirement planning."

"Schrödinger's other cat"

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

'Come back immediately, idiot.'

At death's door