Cat Lover Chuckles Gifts

"Let's see, who had the canary?"

Biofelineism

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Schrodinger's Black Box

Schrödinger and his cat

Cat Zoom Meeting

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

'I want to talk about your efforts to increase sales, Robert.'

"Each of my previous books had nine editions."

"Relax, it's cat fishing lure. I'm hoping to catch a dogfish."

'According to the latest data, our social media post rankings are staying fairly consistent with consumers, hovering just below cat shaming memes.'

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

"He would rather die than salivate!"

Curiosity discovers life on Mars

'How's your new fish?'

101 uses of a dead cat: desk spike

"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

"You'd think having nine lives, we'd be better at retirement planning."

The Cat That Swallowed the... no, it was the other way round.

'Come back immediately, idiot.'

"He expects us to climbdown first."

Catburglar's anonymous. Sign saying 'door not in use'.

"So what do you think we should be saying about zero hours contracts?"

"Oops, sorry new guy, I guess I forgot to mention he's not a morning person..."

Cat Emojis

'Overslept? You're a cat. How could you possibly oversleep?'