Cat Lover Chuckles Mugs

"Let's see, who had the canary?"

Biofelineism

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Schrodinger's Black Box

Schrödinger and his cat

Cat Zoom Meeting

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"Each of my previous books had nine editions."

'I want to talk about your efforts to increase sales, Robert.'

"Relax, it's cat fishing lure. I'm hoping to catch a dogfish."

'According to the latest data, our social media post rankings are staying fairly consistent with consumers, hovering just below cat shaming memes.'

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

Curiosity discovers life on Mars

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

"Space is not for pussies!"

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

"He would rather die than salivate!"

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

'How's your new fish?'

"Schrödinger's other cat"

"You'd think having nine lives, we'd be better at retirement planning."

101 uses of a dead cat: desk spike

"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

The Cat That Swallowed the... no, it was the other way round.

'Come back immediately, idiot.'

"So what do you think we should be saying about zero hours contracts?"

'Overslept? You're a cat. How could you possibly oversleep?'

"Oops, sorry new guy, I guess I forgot to mention he's not a morning person..."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Benjamin Franklin Kite Flying

"He expects us to climbdown first."