Pet Owner's Giggle Prints

"Wow, you're right. That is a serious flea infestation!"

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

'Super Dog'

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

K9 Literati.

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

Pet Pony

'Could we go in ahead of you? His tranquilizer is wearing off.'

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

'Good book?'

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

'Hey, I just mopped the yard.'

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.

A girl with a dog and balloons

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

Fido phones

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

'Noah's wife is allergic to cats.'

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

'Can't you just hand me a plastic worm?!'

'You know that's not what I meant when I asked you to take the dog out!'

'I tried to teach him to shake, but he'd rather do 'high fives'.'

"He was a whistle blower but I was the only one who could hear it."

'This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you!'

'Well, it wasn't me.'

"That's where I do 'my business'."

Will act like an idiot for food.

'She think we're waiting out here in this sun? Hot-wire this sucker!'

Cat looking up fish recipes.

Re-explore familiar surroundings. You may come across some fresh, new surprises!

'No wonder these are bland...they're toys!'