Critters And Giggles Lover Gifts

A centi-stampede.

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

'I can't pronounce either his name or the out-sourced country where he works.'

'Hey, I just mopped the yard.'

Millipede motorist

"Everything I had in my shell is now on my tablet."

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

Doctor to patient 'Take two of these and call me in the morning...'

How Snails Are Born

'That's gotta be the muttiest mutt I've ever met.'

'Sorry, it's always the same - one glass of champers and I go all giggly!'

Laughing fish being tickled by worm.

'The main difference between small animal surgery and large animal surgery...'

'Clown fish ... '

"The meaning of "crazy"? Well, it means "kind and caring" of course, like in the expression "crazy cat lady"..."

'So - curiosity strikes again!'

'It's a great job, but I'm warning you, the younger kids can be a bit rough...'

Dog playing fetch

"Wow! These birds are getting clever."

'It's disgusting! He just sits and licks his balls all day.'

Larry ignored all their warnings. 'The Big One, Larry. The cage won't protect you if the Big One hits'. And then one day it happened.

"Sad, isn't it? And he won't admit he has a problem."

You really need to lose weight. Fearing your employees will no longer call you "the big boss" is no excuse.

Toadfish

"He never heard the Prius coming."

'Wow, it's like he's not even moving his lips!'

Sugar Daddy Long Legs

When Laughter Is Not The Best Medicine

'Owned by a little old lady?... That explains all the kitty litter.'

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

"Finally out of the hamster wheel I can get some knitting done."