Pet Owner Humor Appreciator Gifts

"That's odd. He was swimming around fine just a minute ago."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Dog Dressed to Eat

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

Cat at Surprise Party.

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"Are those my slippers?!"

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

'Could we go in ahead of you? His tranquilizer is wearing off.'

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

'There are two men and a dog out there, and the dog is asleep.'

"Bad dog!"

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

"I'm getting a little itchy to redo the bedroom!"

"Well, if it wasn't you who meowed, and it certainly wasn't me who meowed...then...who...meowed?"

"He looks like a cheeseburger."

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

"Here he comes! Don't move."

When Pugs dream.

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

Parrot annoying dog.

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."