Pet Owner Humor Appreciator Mugs

"That's odd. He was swimming around fine just a minute ago."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Dog Dressed to Eat

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

I know, it's so hard not to laugh every time that kid crawls by wearing just a poop bag.

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

No, I don

Cat and mouse.

Cat at Surprise Party.

"Are those my slippers?!"

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

'I hate surprises!'

'Could we go in ahead of you? His tranquilizer is wearing off.'

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

'There are two men and a dog out there, and the dog is asleep.'

"Bad Dog!!! You can't trust those chocolate labs."

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

"Bad dog!"

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

"Well, if it wasn't you who meowed, and it certainly wasn't me who meowed...then...who...meowed?"

Parrot annoying dog.

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

When Pugs dream.

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

"He looks like a cheeseburger."

"Here he comes! Don't move."

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."