Four-legged Family Friend Gifts

Dog waiting in a car for his owner to return from the pharmacy

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Dog lover

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"Don't even think about it."

"Your love gives me strength."

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

But it's the other leg that hurts.

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

Dog owner sees pet reading book, 'How to train your owner'.

'We'll take it!'

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

Dog Sees Only Food

"Fish needs bigger hole."

Cat does not want to chase the stick.

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

"Give him one of these 3 times a day and tummy rubs as needed."

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

'Trouble is, he rubbed my nose in it'

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

Dog and man on couch

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

'You see, Doctor, we've never had any children...

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

"He's so old I usually let him do what he wants."

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

"I didn't have much of a life before Corky, so he was a rescue."

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."