Four-legged Family Friend Gifts

Dog waiting in a car for his owner to return from the pharmacy

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Dog lover

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"Don't even think about it."

"Your love gives me strength."

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

But it's the other leg that hurts.

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

Dog owner sees pet reading book, 'How to train your owner'.

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

'We'll take it!'

Dog Sees Only Food

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

"Give him one of these 3 times a day and tummy rubs as needed."

Dog and man on couch

'Trouble is, he rubbed my nose in it'

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

Cat does not want to chase the stick.

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

This is Roscoe, our first pooch

'You see, Doctor, we've never had any children...

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

Fleas Navidad.

"He's so old I usually let him do what he wants."

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."