Four-legged Family Member Admirer Gifts

"For their holidays, they always book pet-friendly accommodation: I'm never left behind..."

Dog lover

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"Don't even think about it."

"Your love gives me strength."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"It's a good boy!"

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

Dog owner sees pet reading book, 'How to train your owner'.

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

Mice playing double bass

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

Dog Sees Only Food

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

'Trouble is, he rubbed my nose in it'

This is Roscoe, our first pooch

Cat does not want to chase the stick.

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

Dog and man on couch

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

"Give him one of these 3 times a day and tummy rubs as needed."

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

'You see, Doctor, we've never had any children...

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

'Well, was the news good today?'

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."