Four-legged Family Member Admirer Pillows

"For their holidays, they always book pet-friendly accommodation: I'm never left behind..."

Dog lover

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"Don't even think about it."

"Your love gives me strength."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

But it's the other leg that hurts.

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Dog owner sees pet reading book, 'How to train your owner'.

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

Dog Sees Only Food

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

Mice playing double bass

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

"Give him one of these 3 times a day and tummy rubs as needed."

Cat does not want to chase the stick.

Dog and man on couch

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

'Trouble is, he rubbed my nose in it'

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

'You see, Doctor, we've never had any children...

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

'Well, was the news good today?'

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'