Four-legged Friend Admirer Pillows

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

'How to lick doggie breath.'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"He was a very good boy."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Dog lover

"I hate it when we fight."

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Have you tried biting him?"

"Your love gives me strength."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"Meow"

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

"We should get out to the country more often."

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

Fifty Shades of Gray

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

"Your animal companionship is here!"

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

There are no rats with collars...