Four-legged Family Member Pillows

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"Bad dog."

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"Don't even think about it."

"Your love gives me strength."

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

But it's the other leg that hurts.

'We'll take it!'

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

Dog History

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

Know your dog - The brain.

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

"I think he may have progressed beyond just digging holes!!"

Dog and man on couch

Cat does not want to chase the stick.

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

'You see, Doctor, we've never had any children...

"He's so old I usually let him do what he wants."

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

"Oh, wow! Charlie is really hungry, huh, mom?"

''No' means, 'Don't do that while I'm in the room.''