Four-legged Family Members Gifts

'Katherine, why can't he eat like the other dogs?'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Super Dog'

"Bad dog."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'We'll take it!'

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"He wants a second opinion."

Know your dog - The brain.

"Fish needs bigger hole."

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

"I can never remember, how much do we tip?"

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'

'What is it with dogs and the thrill of getting caught?'

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

'Vet clinic? I'd like to make an appointment for a physical. It's been seven years.'

"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"

Homemade dog biscuits.

Dog on leash not able to reach tree

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

"Some puppies get bored when they're alone, but my family left me enough chew toys to last all day."

"I didn't have much of a life before Corky, so he was a rescue."

"Oh, wow! Charlie is really hungry, huh, mom?"

"Come on, just try it."

"Speaking personally, I haven't had my day, and I've never met any dog who has."

"He's a real dog person."

Pet Games

'I think the planners made a mistake.'

'Treason!'

"I only do it because he needs the exercise."