Four-legged Family Prints

'We'll take it!'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'I think the planners made a mistake.'

'Guide dogs only'.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

'Super Dog'

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Chasebook

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"He wants a second opinion."

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

Dog History

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

"I can never remember, how much do we tip?"

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'

'What is it with dogs and the thrill of getting caught?'

'Vet clinic? I'd like to make an appointment for a physical. It's been seven years.'

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

Homemade dog biscuits.

"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

Vet's Waiting Room