Four-legged Friends T-Shirts

"Fish needs bigger hole."

They're quite easy to please actually: Wag your tail when you look at them and you're set for life...

"I didn't have much of a life before Corky, so he was a rescue."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Dog lover

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Raised by Dogs

"Your love gives me strength."

"You're completely screwed up."

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

'We'll take it!'

Dog owner sees pet reading book, 'How to train your owner'.

Dog Sees Only Food

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

"Give him one of these 3 times a day and tummy rubs as needed."

Dog and man on couch

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

'He's barking mad!'

'Trouble is, he rubbed my nose in it'

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

'He was a lousy watch dog until we realized he was near sighted.'

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

Cat and Dog Fights.

'Sorry, we can't be best friends: Tradition says we have to be our Masters' best friends...'

In the dog park