Ship Enthusiasts Mugs

How's My Driving?

'I got tired of trying to get it into one of those tiny bottles.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Boat wedding.

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

On the brink.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"I don't do windows."

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Loud mouth bass.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Fishing boat.

Titanic: How's my steering.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Gone Bookkeepin'

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"He's a keeper!"

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

COWMIKAZES

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'It was this big. I swear'