Historic Ship Enthusiast Mugs

Interior of the Turret of the Monitor Montauk- Rifled Shell Gun Left, Cannon Right

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

On the brink.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Titanic: How's my steering.

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

Need tickets.

'What I need now is a good publicist...'

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

Captain Thomas Coram.

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

'And the poop deck isn't what it sounds like!...We've got a jon boat for that!'

'You're right Sir... it is the Flying Dutchman.'

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

Ship

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"

'For heaven's sake; Mrs Van Rensselaer, let go!'

'It's his wife I feel sorry for.'

'You didn't see it, I didn't see it - OK??'

"I'm getting to see REAL ships. Mom's going for some pre-naval care."

A One-Sided View.

The Ship's Aground on the Shore...

"What about my name?"

'Next time you pick me up lose the open plan galley.'

"So far we've narrowed the choice of names down to either Fearnaught or HMS Arsekicker."

Pirate toilet.

'Hmph! Another programme trying to grab ratings'

'...gone! The remains of the iceberg that sank the Titanic, to...'

Cargo Ship Backlog

Illustration for 'Foul Play', scene 2.