Naval History Nerd Prints

'-er,couldn't we just shake on it,Horatio?'

Landing of Relief Expedition to Fort Pickens

Magazine Exploded on US Steamer 'Mississipi', Nr Port Hudson

Remote control pirate bully

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Lost around a military base.

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

COWMIKAZES

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'Hardy I see no chips!'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"Destroyers"

Sub Editor

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

'Silent type, eh?'

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

On board the MS Hepatology

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

Admiral in the bath.

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

A grave with an anchor and periscope

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

Victorian Royal Navy

Jolly Sailor - Warning: May contain old salts.

"Looks like a storm ahead, Captain." "I think you're being over dramatic."

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners