Naval History Fan Prints

Nelson had no real sense of direction.

'Another Dutch diversion tactic, sir. They'll be offloading marihuana on the streets of Newcastle as we speak!'

'Hardy I see no chips!'

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Remote control pirate bully

Servicemen.

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

COWMIKAZES

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

"Destroyers"

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

On board the MS Hepatology

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

Victorian Royal Navy

Battleship Bingo Night.

A grave with an anchor and periscope

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

F&E Submarine Contractors. When we ask the government for assistance, we should avoid calling it a "bailout."

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

Admiral in the bath.

Horatio Nelson

'Kiss me Hardy.'

John Bull Devouring the French Navy

Iron clad sailors

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

The Sinking of the Moskva

U Boat